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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 19:24:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Fan Club Drops the ball and the Dirtiest Girl&#039;s Birthday</title>
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  <description>Sometimes blogging is such a pain in the ass. I mean when I work a long day or I go out of town or life just gets too busy to write I feel bad, but then most the time those are the things that make life worth writing about so I suppose that it is an even trade. 

I’ve had a terribly busy month. Moving in the beginning of August, having my roommates daughter here half the month, my birthday, going to California to take care of my Dad and now that I’m back, the house still isn’t finished and it seems like it never will be. Why does everything have to take so long to get done?

I’m one of those terrible anal retentive people that want what I want when I want it and that’s it. 

So lots of people are wondering about my birthday. For details on my sexual escapades during my birthday and my trip to California you can read the Dirty Girl Escapades Forum. I just posted there today.

As for what I got for my birthday. In all honesty, there is not a lot to tell. My Fan Club members just didn’t come through and the fundraiser for my lap top went downhill and I think I raised all of $250 for a $1000 laptop. Shows you what a Princess I am eh? Half my damn Fan Club could not even cough up an extra $25 to buy me a nice birthday present. Sometimes it makes me wonder why I even have the Fan Club and do all the stuff I do for all of you. I could be like every other girl on Niteflirt and ignore you except for when I am on the phone getting paid for my time, but instead I try to be a real person and be nice to everyone and treat everyone the way I would want to be treated.

For those of you that did donate to my laptop fund – Thank you. You are the few sparkling lights at the end of the tunnel that make everyone I do for everyone worth wild because you actually show me that you appreciate it. That means a lot to me. Anyways since I’m sort of bitter about everyone forgetting my birthday I’m gonna go and not go off on too much of a rant. 

Talk to you all later.</description>
  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 19:24:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Dirty Girl Warrior - I&#039;m hotter than Xena!</title>
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  <description>A customer of mine recently when playing a game ran into someone that had taken my photo and altered it and was using it in game as their character! Hahaha! Too fucking funny. Anyways he took a copy of the picture and sent it to me along with their email address so that I could ask them not to use it anymore. I did that, but I figured I’d share the picture they altered with all of you because it is just soo damn funny!



Too funny! I&#039;m laughing my ass off over here.</description>
  <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 21:16:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>A time restrained dirty girl!</title>
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  <description>I know that I have been neglecting to write much lately, but the truth is guys I have been so busy I can’t even begin to tell you about it.

The move has turned out to be so much more work than I expected, and getting the house painted, decorated, fixing what needs to be fixed and all that has turned out to be a bigger project than I could have ever imagined. I mean I had a broken vibrator forever, and a couple of my boys had even given me the money to go get a new one and to be perfectly honest I just couldn’t find the time. Seems I spend less and less time at the Adult toy store and Nordstrom’s and more and more time at Home Depot. 

My puppy is adjusting well and I am happy to report that after moving into the house and giving him a yard to play in we have finally conquered the potty training problem! Yippee I cannot tell you how fucking happy I am! Now if I can just get him to stop eating kitty rocca out of the cats little boxes I will be a very happy girl.

Short of playing one the phone and with my boy toys, my sex life has dwindled since my move. In honesty I think I’ve had sex all of three times this month which is a record for me since I usually do it about 7-10 times a week. 

But I know it is all worth it in the end and having all my wonderful boy toys and clients to play with sure has helped things.

I’ve really missed hearing from some of you, and unfortunately with current circumstances that are beyond my control I’m falling pretty behind on recordings. If you have an order for a personal recording out with me, please understand that they have been delayed and probably will not be done until after my birthday at this point. However, anyone that has an outstanding personal recording come the beginning of the month will be getting a discount because honestly, I feel terrible about the whole thing.

Well that is about it for tonight, I will try to be better about writing now that I have the computer and office all set up. It only takes a little time each night, but you’d be amazed how precious those minutes seem to me these days.</description>
  <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:51:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Hackers should be shot!</title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:49:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Broken Vibrator! No Toy for the Dirtiest Girl!</title>
  <link>http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=130</link>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 10:14:23 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Worthless Fan Club Members</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 01:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Not Feel too Hot</title>
  <link>http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=128</link>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:46:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Back From Camping</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 21:30:01 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Longest Recording Ever and a Special Thank You!!</title>
  <link>http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=126</link>
  <description>Wow I just now finished a recording for one of my Fan Club Members that I think is the longest recording I&#039;ve ever done. I actually had to stop in the middle of the recording several times to drink stuff and help keep my voice from getting too hoarse. 

So I looked at a weather forecast for this week and it says that the rain should let up on Monday, so hopefully I&#039;ll still have good weather for camping. If all goes well I&#039;ll be leaving Monday morning.  One of the things that I love about the new website is that I can put a little message at the top of the homepage any time I want. So if I go camping anyone that visits the website will see a little message that says &quot;The Dirtiest Girl in the World has gone camping and will be back soon.&quot; or something similar. 

I love having so much control over the website now. I can make changes whenever I want, I can add and delete anything I want, it&#039;s great. No more waiting on other people to do updates.

I must say I need to give a special thank you to a one of my Fan Club Members that worked really really hard helping me learn everything I needed to learn to get the new site up and running. Kendoll worked with me for hours and hours each day helping me figure out how the program that is running the website worked and making sure that ever line, color and display showed up the way I wanted it too. Talk about a Dirty Girl Devotee!

I didn&#039;t do much today, just finally resting up after all the hard work and weeks of burning the candle at both ends. But I&#039;ll be around a lot today for all those that want to get their Dirty Girl fix in before I leave for a week!</description>
  <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2005 13:11:27 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Fourth of July and the New Website</title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2005 06:24:23 GMT</pubDate>
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