http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/ Dirtiest Girl in the World en-us Wed, 07 Sep 2005 19:24:16 GMT 1440 CPG-Nuke Dragonfly Dirty Phone Sex: Jasmine - Dirty Girl Phone Sex Princess and the Dirtiest Girl in the World News http://backend.userland.com/rss http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/images/logo.gif http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/ http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=134 Sometimes blogging is such a pain in the ass. I mean when I work a long day or I go out of town or life just gets too busy to write I feel bad, but then most the time those are the things that make life worth writing about so I suppose that it is an even trade. I’ve had a terribly busy month. Moving in the beginning of August, having my roommates daughter here half the month, my birthday, going to California to take care of my Dad and now that I’m back, the house still isn’t finished and it seems like it never will be. Why does everything have to take so long to get done? I’m one of those terrible anal retentive people that want what I want when I want it and that’s it. So lots of people are wondering about my birthday. For details on my sexual escapades during my birthday and my trip to California you can read the Dirty Girl Escapades Forum. I just posted there today. As for what I got for my birthday. In all honesty, there is not a lot to tell. My Fan Club members just didn’t come through and the fundraiser for my lap top went downhill and I think I raised all of $250 for a $1000 laptop. Shows you what a Princess I am eh? Half my damn Fan Club could not even cough up an extra $25 to buy me a nice birthday present. Sometimes it makes me wonder why I even have the Fan Club and do all the stuff I do for all of you. I could be like every other girl on Niteflirt and ignore you except for when I am on the phone getting paid for my time, but instead I try to be a real person and be nice to everyone and treat everyone the way I would want to be treated. For those of you that did donate to my laptop fund – Thank you. You are the few sparkling lights at the end of the tunnel that make everyone I do for everyone worth wild because you actually show me that you appreciate it. That means a lot to me. Anyways since I’m sort of bitter about everyone forgetting my birthday I’m gonna go and not go off on too much of a rant. Talk to you all later. Wed, 07 Sep 2005 19:24:16 GMT http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=133 A customer of mine recently when playing a game ran into someone that had taken my photo and altered it and was using it in game as their character! Hahaha! Too fucking funny. Anyways he took a copy of the picture and sent it to me along with their email address so that I could ask them not to use it anymore. I did that, but I figured I’d share the picture they altered with all of you because it is just soo damn funny! Too funny! I'm laughing my ass off over here. Mon, 22 Aug 2005 21:16:46 GMT http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=132 I know that I have been neglecting to write much lately, but the truth is guys I have been so busy I can’t even begin to tell you about it. The move has turned out to be so much more work than I expected, and getting the house painted, decorated, fixing what needs to be fixed and all that has turned out to be a bigger project than I could have ever imagined. I mean I had a broken vibrator forever, and a couple of my boys had even given me the money to go get a new one and to be perfectly honest I just couldn’t find the time. Seems I spend less and less time at the Adult toy store and Nordstrom’s and more and more time at Home Depot. My puppy is adjusting well and I am happy to report that after moving into the house and giving him a yard to play in we have finally conquered the potty training problem! Yippee I cannot tell you how fucking happy I am! Now if I can just get him to stop eating kitty rocca out of the cats little boxes I will be a very happy girl. Short of playing one the phone and with my boy toys, my sex life has dwindled since my move. In honesty I think I’ve had sex all of three times this month which is a record for me since I usually do it about 7-10 times a week. But I know it is all worth it in the end and having all my wonderful boy toys and clients to play with sure has helped things. I’ve really missed hearing from some of you, and unfortunately with current circumstances that are beyond my control I’m falling pretty behind on recordings. If you have an order for a personal recording out with me, please understand that they have been delayed and probably will not be done until after my birthday at this point. However, anyone that has an outstanding personal recording come the beginning of the month will be getting a discount because honestly, I feel terrible about the whole thing. Well that is about it for tonight, I will try to be better about writing now that I have the computer and office all set up. It only takes a little time each night, but you’d be amazed how precious those minutes seem to me these days. Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:51:51 GMT http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=131 Oh my! What a day! My day started off as usual with a call from Kendoll, its too damn bad it could not have stayed that good. I had high hopes for today; instead I got a message from Kendoll that my site was down. When I logged into my server low and fucking behold everything had been deleted. I don’t know what the hell happened. My server Admin said the site was hacked. I’ve never been hacked before so I don’t know what the hell is up with that. Seriously don’t people have better things to do? Luckily on some weird whim I had decided to back up everything on my server the night before, so I didn’t lose everything it just took me 6 freaking hours to get it all back up today. Not my idea of a fun day. The move is creeping closer and closer and I finally rented a truck today. I still have the kitchen, the living room, my office and my bedroom to finish packing by Friday and the timer is starting to tick. I guess we know what I’ll be doing for the next several days between calls. I have a few outstanding recordings I need to do and I'll be working on those tomorrow, so if you are one of the guys waiting on them you should see an email from me tomorrow letting you know your recording is ready for download! I have launched a new project. A Word press Blog. It’s supposedly the latest greatest thing and all the phone girls are doing it and developing little phone girl communities, so I decided to join the band wagon, it should be interesting, we’ll see how it goes. The new blog is called Dirty Girl Diary it won’t be replacing the blog here and you’ll find that I’m just a little bit more politically correct on that one since it is a public blog and not just for my Fan Club Members, but it’s still what you love most, a little more of the Dirtiest Girl in the World! Oh well its late, and its time for bed. Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:49:51 GMT http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=130 I haven’t written in a few days because I’ve been wicked busy. I just finished up doing some web design for another girl that works Niteflirt, designing her listing and her Niteflirt homepage and the main page of her website. It amazes me how much time that takes, but it makes me a little extra cash so what the hell. In the mean time I’m busily packing the apartment. In case I didn’t mention earlier I am moving next weekend. Moving from an apartment into a house and I’m so excited! This will be the first time I’ve lived in a house since I left my parents house. I feel like I’ve taken a big step up in the world, even if I’m renting it. My next quest will be buying my own house! I got an early birthday present from one of my favorite callers today! Thank you Jack! I’m going to put the $25 gift you gave me towards the purchase of my notebook and go ahead and list your name as a contributor even though you didn’t hit my button for it! I know you’d want to be a part of what I *really* wanted for my birthday. On another note I got some cool Tinkerbelle stuff from the Disney Catalogue from one of my favorite callers. Thanks Kendoll! I love the gardening gear and will make good use of it in the new house when I start to plant my flower garden on the right side of the house. So time for a funny story! The other day I was doing a phone session with another of my favorite callers… Jeffon, when we were don’t I threw my vibrator on the couch I was laying on and went back to my computer thinking nothing of it. Later that evening my JRT puppy, Odin, comes running up to me, with the vibrator in his mouth sideways like a doggy bone, with it on, chattering against his teeth! Oh what I would have given for a camera right then. The bad news is that he chewed the knob on the end off and I am without a toy until I make my way to the toy store and I'm so busy these days who knows when that will be. Someone should order one for me via the internet! I have a new project going up – a Word Press Blog, after that I will start working (I think) on a Dirty Girl Taboo Recording Catalogue. That should be a lot of fun. Well guys, that’s all the news that is fit to print for tonight and this dirty girl needs to get some sleep! Night night, sleep tight and don’t let the bed bugs bite! Mon, 25 Jul 2005 10:14:23 GMT http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=129 You know it is days like today that I wonder if opening the Fan Club was ever worth it in the first place. For god sakes what do I have to do to get most of you guys to participate on the forums? What in the hell do I have to give you to get you to call? I hate to say this – but out of 69 Fan Club members that we had on the old site, about 40 have signed back up and of those 40 MAYBE and I mean MAYBE 10 of you are guys that make the Fan Club worthwhile for me. You have no idea how annoying it is for me to bend over backwards every day to try and give cool neat things to the Fan Club, to try and make sure the Fan Club is worth joining, only to see that I get nothing in return. I cannot even begin to tell you how many guys signed back up to keep their Fan Club Memberships that haven’t even called me in like a year. And why??? So that you didn’t have to pay for the Fan Club again! That’s cool I understand that, but talk about fucking cheap! You don’t call me for a year! I don’t make a dime off you, you can’t even take the time to buy some photos, hit a spoil me button or do something nice for me in a whole freaking year, but you’ll make damn sure you don’t have to pay $19.99 a year to stay a member of my Fan Club. That’s so cheesy it hurts! Hopefully those of you that make the Fan Club Worthwhile realize that it’s not you that I am talking about, and it’s pretty easy to tell. Did you rejoin the Fan Club and not bother to post on the forums, take the surveys, and give me a call? When you check your Niteflirt details was the last time that you called me over 6 months ago? Over a year ago? They yes, you one of the one’s I’m talking about! Stop taking taking taking and give a little. If you’re not a big Fan of mine and enjoy calling me and doing things for me the leave the damn Fan Club! Don’t sit there and just take everything I give out and give nothing in return. Can you tell the Dirtiest Girl in the World is a little freaking miffed today? Growl… Fri, 22 Jul 2005 01:30:29 GMT http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=128 Well I didn’t write yesterday because I was busy as a bee, and I’m not going to write much today because quite honestly I feel like poop! I have no idea why but I woke up feeling extremely tired with a terrible tummy ache. Don’t be surprised if you don’t see me around much today unless I start feeling A LOT better all of the suddenly. I’m just not the type to try and have fun with someone when I don’t feel good. I’m a more professional phone girl than that – If I don’t feel good and I’m not into it my caller doesn’t get the best quality that I can provide and well, that’s not okay with me on any level. I will however at least try to do some updates to the site this afternoon to reflect things people have done recently. Hope you’re all feeling better than I am today! Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:46:02 GMT http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=127 Well I’ve been away for a week while I went camping. I have to say coming back I’m a little disappointed to see that yet again the Fan Club Members are not doing anything with all the neat stuff they have been given. A whole week and not one Fan Club Member bought any photos! I can’t believe that even with a 20% discount none of you are buying photos! A couple Fan Club Members contributed to my birthday fund to help me get a laptop, that’s very cool and I appreciate that and a special thanks goes out to Gutsy and Kendoll for doing that! As for my camping trip it was lots of fun! I’ve posted some of the details of my sexual escapades in the Dirty Girl Escapades section of the forum for those that want to read it and there is more to come soon. It’s going to take me a couple days to get caught up on everything. I came home to over 900 emails! Wow! So my camping trip was awesome! Great weather and I came home just a little burnt, but I tend to brown after I burn so that’s cool and we all know how sexy tan lines are. The first night of my camping trip sucked. The air mattress I took leaked and I spent the first night sleeping in my Jeep because it was more comfortable than the floor of my tent. My puppy did great on the trip! I was so proud of him! He learned to come when he was called, to lay down when he was told to and to go find his toy when he wanted to play fetch. We had some psychotic deer that kept coming into our camp site and would not go away, you literally had to throw tons of rocks or chase the deer with a stick to get him to leave, and even the puppy barking at him didn’t scare him. Talk about a ballsy deer! Geesh! I caught lots and lots of trout, cooked some up for dinner and cooked the rest up to feed to the puppy! He loves trout! Boy there was sure good fishing up there! Had lots and lots of sex on my trip but you’ll have to read about that in the Dirty Girl Escapades section. The only part of my whole trip that sucked was that I learned that my puppy gets car sick and while we were there some sort of huge flying ants hatched and for a whole day there were just millions and millions of these ants all over the place. You had to keep picking them off of you, picking them off the table, and then they would fly and land on you, it was terrible, but it only lasted 24 hours before they lost their wings and then the birds started eating them and plucking them off and then it was back to normal. I think the one thing this camping trip taught me is that I love the wilderness but I hate bugs, and I think next time I go camping I’m going to buy one of those bug tents that you put up around the cooking area! Well I’ve got to get caught up on email and stuff. Hope you’re all having a wonderful week of July and that it is not as hot where you are as it is where I am. Even hanging out naked in the house with all the fans blowing is just not cutting it today! Mon, 18 Jul 2005 21:30:01 GMT http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=126 Wow I just now finished a recording for one of my Fan Club Members that I think is the longest recording I've ever done. I actually had to stop in the middle of the recording several times to drink stuff and help keep my voice from getting too hoarse. So I looked at a weather forecast for this week and it says that the rain should let up on Monday, so hopefully I'll still have good weather for camping. If all goes well I'll be leaving Monday morning. One of the things that I love about the new website is that I can put a little message at the top of the homepage any time I want. So if I go camping anyone that visits the website will see a little message that says "The Dirtiest Girl in the World has gone camping and will be back soon." or something similar. I love having so much control over the website now. I can make changes whenever I want, I can add and delete anything I want, it's great. No more waiting on other people to do updates. I must say I need to give a special thank you to a one of my Fan Club Members that worked really really hard helping me learn everything I needed to learn to get the new site up and running. Kendoll worked with me for hours and hours each day helping me figure out how the program that is running the website worked and making sure that ever line, color and display showed up the way I wanted it too. Talk about a Dirty Girl Devotee! I didn't do much today, just finally resting up after all the hard work and weeks of burning the candle at both ends. But I'll be around a lot today for all those that want to get their Dirty Girl fix in before I leave for a week! Sun, 10 Jul 2005 13:11:27 GMT http://www.dirtiestgirlintheworld.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=125 I'm not sure what happen but this post got deleted somehow so I will repost it. It was orginially posted on July 7th, 2005. It just seems that I have been burning the candle at both ends trying to do everything I want to do and get the new website up and running. I took the day off and went out for the fourth of July and you would be amazed how many emails I got from people asking why I didn't work that day! Even a dirty girl like me needs to take time off once in awhile. Those times that I'm not working you should be frantically going over my website to get your Jasmine fix. Hehehe On a serious note I am just amazed at how much work and time and energy go into building a site of this caliber. When I took on this venture a couple weeks ago I knew absolutely nothing about PHP and very little about graphics design. But a few tutorials, some help from a few good friends, and look how far I’ve gotten! I'm so impressed with myself! You should be impressed with me too. Not only am I a hot and sexy slut but an intelligent one at that! Sat, 09 Jul 2005 06:24:23 GMT